Orphan Angel Dark Doll Assemblage Wall Hanging by Ugly Shyla

Find her for sale here https://www.etsy.com/listing/151131090/orphan-angel-dark-doll-assemblage-wall

TITLE: Orphan
MEDIUM: Porcelain,paint,wood,fabric and blood.
COSTUME: Black Satin,and a sequined textured black fabric.
SIZE: 19 inches.
NOTE:The assemblage is made to hang on a wall.
I can do a payment plan where you can pay for the doll over 4 or 5 months.Just drop me a line before buying to discuss a payment plan.

About Me:
I am a published and exhibited doll artist.
Ugly Art Dolls have been displayed in galleries, art shows and in the St. Elizabeth’s Doll Museum; my dolls have also have been featured in print, in magazines such as Bizarre, Lollipop, SPIN,Swag Huffington Post,Etsy’s Keep It Weird blog and Haute Macabre.
They have been seen in the background of almost all major news networks when they interviewed me.

My art dolls have also been photographed in John Santerineross’ photography book, “Dream.” Ugly Art Dolls have also been used as photo props by Kattaryna Breaux, Caleb Storms, The Joker/Razorblade Grin, and Saryn Angel.They have also been seen on ABC,MSNBC,CBS and other major news stations when I was interviewed about my famous painting Squirrel Winkelhimer Smith.

My main inspiration for my art dolls and other art is drawn from imagery captured within my dreams,and my artwork is also influenced by religious,spiritual and occult imagery.

My dolls are what is known as fine art dolls; they are not children’s toys. Some of the subject matter dealt with in my work is very serious, and the dolls are also too delicate to be handled by small children.

As well as a professional doll artist, I’m a established alternative model, modeling extensively for photographers such as Steve Diet Goedde, Lithium Picnic and John Santerineross.

I’m also squirrel momma to the famous painting squirrel Winkelhimer Smith.

What is Art And What Is Shit.

And for the people that will bicker with me that it’s in the eye of the beholder,well this is what I BEHOLD.
Pictures and sounds are worth a million words.
This is art and this is a artist Marina Abramovic
This is art/music David Bowie
And also this GG Allin
Those people are or were REAL honest artist.
This is shit.Modern day “meme” rappers and the “tumblr famous”.Remember the folks who were “myspace famous” aren’t their projects they are doing now awesome?Oh wait they aren’t any.

START RANT
Ok I’m open to most art forms or genres.But I GODDAMN HATEEEEE this wannabe ghetto white suburbanite fuck and their shitty hipster hop.OMG they makes me want to throw feces in their fucking mouths. I grew up in the goddamn Louisiana ghetto.And they pick the WORST stereotypes to portray. 2o years ago people would have SHIT their pants because this is such sort of black face shit and also insulting to all people from the hood of all colors by aping our culture.The females are the most insulting by saying stupid shit like “being a slut is empowering” no it’s not you are a semen dumpster and I don’t know what is empowering about that.Don’t get me wrong I actually respect actual sex workers,and at least they get paid to do it*.And somebody explain to me how you being a semen dumpster is empowering a 12 year old girl?And EVERYBODY sings about doing drugs,Hey I’m from the hood and I never did drugs,and most of these ass clowns are trying to appeal to young girls.So it’s empowering to be every stereotype,basically play “poor” aka “ghetto” and take drugs till your ass falls out.I just detest these people.
.Rap was a way for poor black kids to have their own art form and everybody should have a art form they can call their own,white people have thinks like punk and metal.Not saying that the races can’t enjoy or be involved in each other’s art forms.But POSEURS are another fucking thing.And this girl looks like she’s 12 and the WHITEST person alive and she’s “rapping” about how “it’s ok if you do lines,I don’t mind” FUCKING BEAUTIFUL teach young girls if a guy you like is snorting shit by all means pick him to go out with.
On and THIS IS SHIT!
I introduce you all to cracker crap rap!
KITTY PRYDE
LiL’ DEBBiE & RiFF RAFF
Brooke Candy And I’m sorry I don’t think Slut is a compliment.
And you can look up videos on people like Brooke Candy and also Lil Debbie talking all suburbanite,so they are basically mocking the way a black person or a ghetto person talks.
Lil Debbie video totally busting her as a fake
Kreayshawn
All this mess is just if you took 80′s Debbie Gibson and made her rap!

And also as a aside I hate this man he’s a prefect example of hipsters playing poor. Young Broke Beautiful

Ugly Shyla
Uglyart.net

10 things never to say to a artist.

I don’t know who made it but it’s so true.
Ugly Shyla

http://www.uglyart.net

Ugly Art Dolls On Etsy

I’m doing a give away of one of my dolls on facebook.

I’m doing a give away of one of my dolls on facebook. Click this link for details
Ugly Shyla
Other places to find me.
UglyShyla Twitter
UglyShyla Pintrest
UglyArt Dolls on FB

PCOS & That awful second puberty feeling.

Before I post this I just want people to know for the love of God this isn’t a fishing for folks to tell me how pretty they think I am.I’m posting this because I KNOW OTHER WOMEN FEEL the same way.One thing I hate about being “curvy” and also from gaining weight due to PCOS is that it’s like dealing with a second puberty.Everything seems to “fill out” more as you get older.Which sounds like it would be a good thing but it’s not.It makes me feel like I have gone through puberty all over again,with all the awkwardness and wanting to just throw baggy things over myself to hide it.Sometimes I feel like I don’t know how to dress or how to fit things while sewing anymore.I’m hourglass shaped which would be AWESOME if this was 1950 but it’s not,because of that the measurement between my bust and hips in proportion to my waist is much different.Which again would be cool if this was 1950 or it’s cool for photoshoots but makes me feel awkward in everyday life.For example my bust is a cup size bigger then it was in my early 20’s when I assumed everything “stopped growing”.Being busty and curvy in the first place is bad enough,but when it increases after you ASSUME it’s stopped,again it’s awkward for lack of a better word.It’s hard even getting adjusted to the fact you or body parts occupy more space.I hit puberty around 11 so that was horrifying enough to deal with,but it’s like another round of it.Thankfully I look cranky enough,and I dress modestly enough I don’t have to deal with men or women making comments about my bra size or my shape or weight.But I know it’s there and that annoys me enough.Being a alt model since I was in my early 20’s and knowing that people can also watch as my body changed also gives it that awful second puberty feeling.One assumes you outgrow the feeling of being awkward,but one doesn’t seem to.That is one of the reason I’m so obsessed with what is considered awkward or unattractive,if you embrace it you win.Don’t even get me started on the PCOS crap,it makes your body and hormones change really drastically.You body and hormones so stuff that you can’t help gain weight,hot flashes and various health issues which sometimes makes you feel like you are at war with your body.For example it makes it hard to lose weight no matter how much you diet and work out,hair sprouts in weird places * have to shave my arms people,SHAVE MY FUCKING ARMS!*,I also have to take birth control pills for the female hormones *and I’m damn well not going to take that weird ass mess that makes you have no period*.And when you go off said female hormones to have a period *provided my body is nice enough to let me have one period and not more then one a month* I get to experience the reminder of WHY I take them in the first place hot flashes,awful cramps and just general hormonal freak out.Like I said I talked about this publicly not to get people to kiss up to me,but to let other women out there know they aren’t alone if they are dealing with the same thing.
Ugly Shyla

http://www.uglyart.net

My friend Angelique X Stacy was nice enough to do a article on me.

My friend Angelique X Stacy was nice enough to do a article on me.
http://angelxstacy.blogspot.com/2013/03/artist-spotlight-ugly-shyla-dark-beauty.html

Miss Winkelhimer Smith my pet painting squirrel in her Little Hat by Little Stormy

Miss Winkelhimer Smith my pet painting squirrel in her Little Hat by Little Stormy!Wink’s page on facebook and Stormy’s Hat Page on facebook
Ugly Shyla
http://www.uglyart.net

Winkelhimer Smith The Painting Squirrel